I was so moved by the following email. I first have to preface that this email was prompted by the inevitable Christmas Chaos in the Landes Family. We draw names each Thanksgiving for who we will buy a Christmas gift for that year. This year someone forgot who they drew so the "secret" was out on who had who. Now comes the first email from Matt's mom to clarify the names:
Hey Dears, Since there are two family members who do not remember whose name they drew for Christmas, I checked around and this is my best guess.
Don - Tarah
Betty - Phyl
Phyl - Betty
Billie - Don
Gabe - Jake
Cheryl - Matt
Matt - Gabe
April - Cheryl
Jake - Billie
Tarah - April
If this is not accurate, PLEASE let me know ASAP.
Dear Matt,
Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you as a brother. Of all my family members I have always thought especially highly of you. Your generosity and the liberal way that you love those around you is wonderful. I just felt moved today to express this to you in a completely unmotivated way. You're swell!
Love, your brother that doesn't own a 40" flatscreen TV,
Gabe
Matt's response:
Dear Gabe,
As I sit here trying my best to choke back the tears welling up in my eyes, I can't help but be amazed by the irony of this situation. I myself was ,just this second, contemplating how your lovely wife exemplifies these same characteristics. Her generosity is surpassed only by her beauty! Let's face it, big brother, you married WAAAYYYY up! You should consider a career in sales. I digress... Anyway, as I was saying, I was just about to email this heartfelt, sincere, and, also, unmotivated ,byselfish motives sentiment to your wife, however, since I felt it polite to respond to you and say thank you for the compliment, I will simply ask that you pass my feelings on to your, again BEAUTIFUL, wife.
Love, your brother (and brother-in-law) that does not have a Browning 7mm A-Bolt Rifle
Matt
P.S. Seriously, though!!!! I was completely and utterly moved (almost a little bit but not quite to tears) by your email,Gabe... Then I scrolled down. Funny!!
P.S.S. I dare someone to diagram that last sentence!!!!! Thanks Ms. Phelan!!!
Then today I get this email:
I kinda feel like we all need a big group hug now. Gabe, your words were so beautiful and moving that they reminded me of why I love you so much, brother. You are a pillar, a rock, a steadfast and ever present standard of brotherly love for me to emulate and look up to. I have always admired you and your unselfish, giving nature. You have always inspired me by your lavish generosity. Can't wait to see ya at Christmas time....
Love, the little brother who does not have an F-150 King Ranch edition crew cab truck (sage green color with tan trim),
Jake
What a great family! :) Oh, and Tarah, I don't have a pair of Jessica Simpson shoes in every color. Here's a picture just in case you need help. You know, you always were my favorite sister -in-law!

Merry Christmas!